Monday, May 24, 2010

Protocals

Keep to yourself

Only speak when you have something witty to say

Don't talk to strangers on the street

Beware of wolves when you are a hen

Don't cry over spills, wipe it up and apologize.

Avoid eye contact which makes you look available

Skirts should end at your finger tips, any shorter and you're asking for it

Standing up for yourself only leads to trouble, take it in stride

Smile only when you have too

Turn the other cheek; fighting back is for the uncivilized

It is better to turn back than to head into the unknown

Do as I say; not what you feel like doing

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